Brainstorm

I ask you, how hard would it be for email applications to run a check on your email before you send for the words "attachement," "attaching," or "attach." I have sent so many emails in which I say I'm attaching something and then forget to do it, and then look like an idiot.

It seems like it should be possible to catch errors that you make over and over again with your computer.

Please send your licensing checks for this idea directly to me.

Look at all this not-food!

visual dna

I Wrote a Poem

As you may know, I'm not a poetry fan.

Nonetheless, I woke this morning with a fabulous poem in my mind, fully formed. (This may have something to do with staying up till 4:30 reading Lynn Coady's "Mean Boy" a book about poetry and academia.) Here it is:

At night my body makes boogers.
I guess it's not doing anything else.
I don't need them, though.

And here I thought this poetry thing was hard. Huh.

The Best Spam Email Ever

In today's collection of approximatley one million spam messages, was one with this gem of a subject line:

This is great. I can see how in certain cirumstances one might be with the number of sperm you have going on, but geez, I had no idea it was so widespread.

I've learned something new, so I can quit working for the day, right?

You know what's hard about depression?

All the books and articles people forward you to about depression.

People should send cheerful stuff!